Saturday, August 22, 2009

#1?--"Yo, Adrianne!"


The first movie I ever took a girl to see.

Go Philly!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

BOOOOOO Santa


Philadelphia Eagles fans really did boo Santa Claus. Of course, it wasn't the real Santa, but rather a 170 pound draftee who was plucked from the stands when the real Santa failed to show up. "Santa" claims he wasn't drunk, altho, folks who were there testify that he was stumbling.

Hilarious.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

No More Viagra Under ObamaCare

Page 643 of the House bill says no more Viagra under the new health care insurance reform. White House spokesperson Robert Gibbs argues that Viargra use leads to more pregnancies which leads to more children, greater health care costs, and more severe climate change due to the increased carbon footprint that new borns create.

(Kidding, kidding, I'm just trying to get on the White House list of bloggers spreading "fishy" disinformation.)

Friday, August 7, 2009

Break Out the Champagne

"We're losing jobs at half the rate we were at the beginning of this year," says Barry O'B.

Woohoo!

Guess that's why I'll never be Pres. The remark, made at a campaign rally for the Democratic gubernatorial candidate in Virgina, was met with great cheers. He was bragging. Bragging when unemployment continues to increase? I won't be Pres. bc. I could never brag about an increase in unemployment. Even if the rate of increase is slowing.

The campaign never ends.