Friday, June 19, 2009


This is classic. In a sickening sad sort of way. At Friday prayers, Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran's Supreme Leader, said, "Iran's laws do not allow vote-rigging." Since it's not allowed, I guess it doesn't take place.

Vote rigging is bad [HA!] but stoning women and gays to death is perfectly fine. Savages.

Perhaps an even more revealing quote found in the same Friday prayer sermon: "I will not succumb to illegal innovation." Therein lies the problem. It's all up to the Supreme Leader and he doesn't want change. He certainly can't have any innovation.

This is what happens when you mix politics with religion.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Will the FBI Come Arrest Me. . .

If I suggest that this tactic might work well if applied to Capitol Hill?

Helicopter load after helicopter load of rat poison. Hell, it worked in Alaska. . . .

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Stanley Cup tonight!

It ends tonight. (They don't fight in the playoffs.)

Monday, June 8, 2009

Too Poor to Divorce?

This study concludes that fewer Brits are divorcing bc. of the hard economic times. Let's stand it on its head: maybe more Brits are staying married bc. they're having more sex. It's free. Much cheaper than a night out for dinner and the opera in London. . . .